This morning I find my car is a mess. Someone left it unlocked last night. Thi savage rifled through my stuff, a savage that smoked in my car. It smells like an ashtray. If I was going to be doing illegal things at night in the dark, I’d put out the glowing fire in my mouth. Not only was this person a not all that bright, they also have very poor taste.
Apparently only one thing in my car was worth stealing. He went through the glove box, and every other compartment. They opened my sun glasses case, deemed them uncool and tossed them in the backseat. There was a super huge maglight in the glove box, also not cool enough to steal. They passed on the 4 nickels, 2 dimes and 6 quarters as well. I was violated and my stuff was deemed unworthy to steal.
They stole my krispy kreme coupons. I guess the joke is on them… the last krispy kreme in MN closed a few weeks ago.
nc | 30-Apr-08 at 6:27 am | Permalink
d’oh! hope the car is cleanup-able.
Kevin | 30-Apr-08 at 9:50 am | Permalink
It’s better now, only slightly stale smokey smelling. A guy at work told me my hood was open yesterday morning… he shut it for me. That would have been bad if the safety latch had let go.
Also the hoodlum may have made off with a google map to weierd’s house. I hear those are selling like hotcakes on the black market.
DutchMonkey | 30-Apr-08 at 11:05 am | Permalink
Being in India right now, my take-away message is: Krispy Kreme closed?
Kevin | 30-Apr-08 at 11:41 am | Permalink
Didn’t do well despite my best efforts. I love a Krispy Kreme. I guess they where loosing money. Damn Atkins fad.
crambosauce | 30-Apr-08 at 4:48 pm | Permalink
HOLY CRAP!
That mag lite fetches handsome $$ on the black market. You were violated by an amateur.
And those strawberry-filled cremes were the shit. I miss them.
rnarum | 06-May-08 at 3:35 pm | Permalink
Don’t worry kids… there are plenty of other ways to get FATTER than on the Krispy’s… as for KBB… sticks-o-butter for you my friend… that, and stop training…
Yesterday I laughed straight out loud when I discovered what a carton of cigs cost… shit… I’m glad that I don’t suffer from THAT habit…
RMA | 14-May-08 at 9:19 pm | Permalink
Voilated? Is that when a Frenchman stands over you, waves his arm, and goes, “Voilà!”?