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This morning I find my car is a mess.   Someone left it unlocked last night.  Thi savage rifled through my stuff, a savage that smoked in my car.  It smells like an ashtray.  If I was going to be doing illegal things at night in the dark, I’d put out the glowing fire in my mouth.  Not only was this person a not all that bright, they also have very poor taste.

Apparently only one thing in my car was worth stealing.  He went through the glove box, and every other compartment.  They opened my sun glasses case, deemed them uncool and tossed them in the backseat.  There was a super huge maglight in the glove box, also not cool enough to steal.  They passed on the 4 nickels, 2 dimes and 6 quarters as well.  I was violated and my stuff was deemed unworthy to steal.

They stole my krispy kreme coupons.  I guess the joke is on them… the last krispy kreme in MN closed a few weeks ago.

Marx, originally uploaded by kbb.

Mr. Little guy has never steered me wrong. Ever. For those of you from out of town if you have a burning question, I’ll drop it off for you.

I’ve asked this guy many things… But I lost most of them.

There is something seriously wrong with the Minneapolis city water lately. Our fridge has a filter that takes care of it, but every restaurant in town has fishy nastiness in the water. For those members of my vast readership from out of town, imagine the smell of Amy Winehouse’s crotch on a hot day. It’s that bad.

At least there is no need to drink water – the current Summit seasonal is the best of the year.